Hello fellow adventurers, I have been fortunate enough to receive this top secret broadcast from Professor Fare's internal radio transmitter. It turns out some villain (Villain X?) has him trapped in his lair. Listen:
And some say that the mountain-cave in this image is the very same secret layer of Villain X! Be careful, adventurers, lest you too get caught in the same nefarious clutches as Professor Fare. Poor Balloo!
Until we meet again...
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