she's back...and she's flying

I love this bit!

bitch be crazy

Fairuza Balk makes my balls twitter. Tweet!

bordello of blood has been so good to us

It's given us so many things, like this cretin.


Ah, the human face, so emotive, so distinguished.


And don't forget everyone's best friend, here.


Ha Cha!

eat the rich

Bill Murray knows exactly what should be done with all these financial fiascos! Eat the fucking rich! Dead aim, baby.

morgan freeman really hates you

morgan freeman hates you

But why, Mr. Freeman? Why?

Lillard is prophetic

Matt Lillard and George Orwell, two things that fit together perfectly. Does 'Hackers' presuppose the future?!



We are nameless! Aiyeayaaaa!



See you at Co-Lab on Saturday!

remember when she used to be funny?

Like when she was in Upright Citizens Brigade?


Oh Amy Amy Amy, where for all our little Colby memories?



Man, cracked out and loving it in Hamelt 2 (which is a great great film, by the way, if not a little mediocre at times).

get off my case, motherfucker!

In honor of Erin Vaughan Baron's vacation (and escape from work), I offer this lo-fi recording of a classic. Who ever would have thought of Judge Reinhold as a badass (except Fred Savage)?



Yeah, just tell that to all your bosses, Erin, and have an awesome, relaxing time.

girl, I know you a cheating bitch!

But I love you anyway...aww...




And if you get to the end of the road, maybe you'll meet this guy, mu-ha-ha-ha!!!




Evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to the best early nineties faux talk show show

Do you love Jeffrey Tambor and Rip Torn?


How about when they're drinking scotch?


And what if they explode?


Holy moly, those two just drank themselves into oblivion. Where's the Men in Black when you need them? How about Hellboy? Well, oh well.

311 has something to say about evolution

Here you go, folks, some wise words indeed from 311 about the nature of humanity and what we need to evolve into the superman. The clip is from the song titled - ta daa - "Evolution," off their album 'Soundsystem.' Gosh, those guys sure are deep. Like, carpe diem and shit!



And now, inspired by the deep thoughts of 311, I give you a quick news report from an alternate future.


Ahem, yes, this just in, a report from the nation of Urbantopia: apparently they have finally achieved success in their goals to download their entire society onto the mother of all Macs. Disdaining the material world composed of such elements as platinum and gold, the nation has embedded their collective concious onto a deliciously stylish Mac harddrive. One citizen stated that he would now like to pursue his life's dream of becoming 'The Lawnmower Man.' Others, taking a cue from the 1982 film 'Tron,' are even now cruising about virtual streets on virtual motorcycles and drinking electronically juiced virtual water. ...wait...wait a minute...this just in...again...the electronic nation of Urbantopia, in a reversal of their non-materialistic traditional values, have now invented virtual precious metals for the virtual society. Asked as to why they did such a thing, the president of the country replied, "You wouldn't believe how much prettier gold looks in a virtual world, plus, having things to trade a la eBay is the bees knees." Well. And in related news, the rock band 311 has now declined to participate in the free concert to celebrate Urbantopia. 311 frontman was qouted as saying, "It seems now that they want Pt and they want Au, my bandmates and I - depressed - don't know what we ought to do." Well, what a day folks, what a day.

now for some racism from our friend wesley snipes

My only question: how do you use the three shells? Demolition Man, will you ever write back? Also



...and don't you just love lo-fi? I know I do!

p.s. Rob Shneider misses his career as an action movie sidekick

hackers!

Hackers is the kind of movie that makes computers seem fun. Do you think so? I would love to have a power glove and some flip screen slide glass computer viewer and face off with the flower delivery guy Dwight from Mystery Date (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102500/), wouldn't you!? And you could be friends with the Phantom Phreak! Oh, Renoly Santiago, will you ever not have curly hair? "Hack the planet!"

Would you trust this man with your computer?

Maybe you can still find him in that place where he left that thing that time...

But what I really want to know is do you think he'll ever get even with Nic Cage (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0006645/)? Jeepers!