the real real history of hallweeeeeeeeen!

Okay, so Grimgold likes to fib a bit, but here - no really - here is the true blue story behind the history of the beginning of the ways of Halloween. Brr! Anyone else just get a child?!

Halloween is keen

Finally, a new post! Oh my, only Halloween could get me off my duff. Here's a little history lesson.

bat dance!

she's back...and she's flying

I love this bit!

bitch be crazy

Fairuza Balk makes my balls twitter. Tweet!

cover your god damned mouth

This video will explain to you how I feel about these tough times of global pandemics!



Also, come see the Boho Cocos at Co-Lab on the 13th. We promise to wear face masks if everyone else comes naked.

drinking down at the well with cousin Maggie

Here's a video of me making an ass out of myself. Imagine that.



Hope you had a safe flight back, Maggarillo. It was fun to have you down here, eating some bar b que!

get off my case, motherfucker!

In honor of Erin Vaughan Baron's vacation (and escape from work), I offer this lo-fi recording of a classic. Who ever would have thought of Judge Reinhold as a badass (except Fred Savage)?



Yeah, just tell that to all your bosses, Erin, and have an awesome, relaxing time.

anybody got a napkin?

I think he went down on a hotdog.



By the way, if you haven't seen the major motion picture event that is Reanimator, get you reanimated ass to a video store and rent that shit (or buy it (or reimagine it without having seen it and do your own version of tossing a reanimated cat into a wall!)!)!