cover your god damned mouth

This video will explain to you how I feel about these tough times of global pandemics!



Also, come see the Boho Cocos at Co-Lab on the 13th. We promise to wear face masks if everyone else comes naked.

art news is creative!

This picture taken from a cover of Art News (the world's most highly read art mag, muhahaha):

So, to inaugurate a new thing here which I am calling 'obvious department,' I give you the glory of this dumbass cover. Yes, Sculpture takes shape! And shit stinks! And Art News wouldn't know how to write its way out of a paper bag (harsh? maybe). So here, from some intricate, highly investigative research I've conducted, I've found the inner thoughts of an editor at Art News. Play and listen to the awe that is hackdom.



(and yes, I realize by adding this audio I've now become one step removed from being a talk radio dj)

Obviously, Art News is taking shit.