old cracken's way the world works: part 1: banks, hunh!
Hey shitters, we got ourselves a new varmint running about here in dumbsville. Name's Cracken and he's here to let you know the real workings of the world. Shitters! Oh, by the way, Professor Fare died while stubbing his toe in the bathroom. Will he yet have adventures?! Cracken says f-off, and listen up.