If you happen to see this guy driving around Phoenix at three-thirty in the morning, eyes mad like a loose heroin addict, and he's waving at you, you best turn around and run to your momma! Oh, Airzona, wherefor is my $181 that I owe you? Woe, woe is me.
Big Brother is watching my big brother.
ReplyDeleteThis is pretty much the most flattering portrait of you I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteSeeing as you've seen me at my best, it sure is a compliment, sir. And may you too feel the sure hand of the law in that great state of Arizona. But turn that Public Enemy down, okay? Cops don't like it.
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